phobias:

i need a cuddle buddy, must be ok with listening to my music and spending 13 hours in bed together

i hope i randomly get super hot in the next year or two and everyone is just like “oh shit”

(Source: bootyjezus)

queenrylan:

esotericalesbians:

it breaks my heart knowing that i will never receive a blowjob

what the fuck why do so many people think they will never receive a blowjob

Because we have vaginas

(Source: barfemoji)

niallinist:

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"hey i like your glasses man don’t worry about it"

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"hey i’m luke"

Fuck you guys. You guys are dicks.
― Calum Hood (to his band mates on stage)

(Source: demcashtonfeels)

truthed:

so many concerts, not enough money

(Source: truthed.tk)

farrahtales:

If you don’t strategically eat your food so that the last bites to go in your mouth are the tastiest look at your choices

idaresayihavetoomany:

its-always-funnier-in-enochian:

timelord-castiel:

rosskemp:

do i have cramps or has my appendix exploded

does my boob hurt or am i having a heart attack

am i on my period or do i have internal bleeding

these are our struggles

Thinking of dirty thoughts and getting an erection in awkward situations

The struggles of a man

boo hoo

thinking of my naked grandma isnt going to suck the blood back into my vagina

you need an award right now

(Source: kul5ara)

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