i need a cuddle buddy, must be ok with listening to my music and spending 13 hours in bed together
i hope i randomly get super hot in the next year or two and everyone is just like “oh shit”
it breaks my heart knowing that i will never receive a blowjob
what the fuck why do so many people think they will never receive a blowjob
Because we have vaginas
"hey i like your glasses man don’t worry about it"
"hey i’m luke"
If you don’t strategically eat your food so that the last bites to go in your mouth are the tastiest look at your choices
do i have cramps or has my appendix exploded
does my boob hurt or am i having a heart attack
am i on my period or do i have internal bleeding
these are our struggles
Thinking of dirty thoughts and getting an erection in awkward situations
The struggles of a man
thinking of my naked grandma isnt going to suck the blood back into my vagina
you need an award right now